Bitch, Make Me a Cup of Coffee!
Author: Ockshun Jockson
I especially like the veiled threat of adultery.
Spider-Senses... tingling.
Enter Sandman (take my hand.... and we're off to never-neverland!)
It's hard out there for a daggit...
Languatron
Smurf me a Lemur, Motherfucker!!
So fucking hardcore, it"s awesome!
psshhh. dude is triflin'.
Alls I'm sayin' is, Dude should've known his wife made shite coffee before he married her. So much marital strife could've been avoided…
No, girlfriend, I mean good as
"fresh perked"... like my little
Selma Blair titties in this chilly
fucking kitchen of yours.
Forget that Harsh Harv...
take off that apron and I'll show
you what "Mountain Grown" is
all about, honey.
[errr, sorry about that]
why the hell wasn't the maid making the coffee? she obviously knew that the instant was better than the muck that Mrs. was making....maybe she was intentionally sabotaging the java?
Wow. Behold the subtle art of psychological extortion. Forget waterboarding, ship the old school Mad Ave boys out to Gitmo to get the job done.
Speaking of Mad Ave Boys...
anyone seen AMC's "MAD MEN"?
It's hot.
Take off that apron and I'll show
you what "Mountain Grown" is
all about, honey!
Take off that apron and I'll show
you what "Mountain Grown" is
all about, honey!
Take off that apron and I'll show
you what "Mountain Grown" is
all about, honey!
Hahaha...
I know the Cleve Brow enjoys
something when he repeats and reposts
in Triptych!
see my MYSPACE comments and scroll down
for visual evidence of this