It's Excitations, Maaaaan!
Author: Ockshun Jockson
10 dogfights in a fighter plane before you parachute out the muthafucka for $2G's? Excitations has your back, man!
Wanna ride a bull or go into shark-inhabited waters in one of those metal cages and provoke the fuckers? Excitations has your back, man!
Wanna ride around your city on a Segway like a ponce? Well, you can do that too!
Excitations has all the hot shit!
Stop by!
PS - It's in multiple cities! Even Philadelphia gets love!
i assume a hooker accompanies the participant in each option...
aren't the philly options are a little low rent or aren't even here- I'm surprised there's no SouthPhilly Cheesesteakapalooza or Wawa HOAh-GEE Magical Mystery Tour?!?
well, philly is the home of the cocaine waterslide... i wonder why that's not on there...