Overheard While Walking on the Street
Author: Ockshun Jockson
"Don't expect me to befriend someone in pink flip-flops." &mdash A (seemingly) straight man on his cell phone
Spider-Senses... tingling.
Enter Sandman (take my hand.... and we're off to never-neverland!)
It's hard out there for a daggit...
Languatron
Smurf me a Lemur, Motherfucker!!
So fucking hardcore, it"s awesome!
best thing i ever overheard was the quintessential "yo, fake ice cost money too... i mean that shit is expensive."
I hope the dude wasn't talking on the world's teensiest, eensiest pinkest cell phone, like a certain someone around here used to wield....
i miss that phone. it died and i buried it.